"Happy Birthday to you,
 Happy Birthday to you,
 Happy Birthday, Uncle Daveeeee,
 Happy Birthday to you!" The twins launch themselves at my giant birthday cake, spluttering all over it trying to blow out my candles.
 Gotta love friends who don’t know you anymore. I haven’t eaten sugar since 2010. When Lucy was born and my best friend stopped being a daddy and went full-on DAD.
He was 42 when he and that dickhead ex of his decided they wanted to be parents. Ew.
He's 62 now. A
