Artwork by @davolicx Ryan Sniffies 3:20pm Hey bud. What's up Ryan Sniffies 3:51pm You free tonight? Ryan Sniffies 4:37pm Need that ass Ryan Sniffies 5:01pm You around? I don't think I should. Not again. But it's looking dire on the apps. Why the fuck did I ever move out to bum-fuck nowhere?! Moving from Shoreditch to the Home Counties made sense when all we talked about was settling down and having kids. It made sense. Three years later, divorced, single, and blue-ball