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Reality

The idea was simple: I wanted to experience things. New things, scary things, things I had never thought of. A good friend of mine inspired this. We were chatting one day in late 2025, and she just turned to me and said, “Oh, I need to go. My aerial trapeze class is in an hour,” and just like that, she was gone, leaving me with more questions than answers. She was the kind of person who had a story every time I saw her. Her weekends never seemed to be boring or mundane; they

"Happy Birthday to you,
 Happy Birthday to you,
 Happy Birthday, Uncle Daveeeee,
 Happy Birthday to you!" The twins launch themselves at my giant birthday cake, spluttering all over it trying to blow out my candles.
 Gotta love friends who don’t know you anymore. I haven’t eaten sugar since 2010. When Lucy was born and my best friend stopped being a daddy and went full-on DAD.
He was 42 when he and that dickhead ex of his decided they wanted to be parents. Ew.
He's 62 now. A